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August 28, 2021 by Greg Leave a Comment

Calling All Kids! Toys and Games from the 1960's
Calling All Kids! Toys and Games from the 1960’s

The 1960’s Patio Culture coincided with one of the most prosperous times in American history. Despite the expenditures involved in running a Cold War globally, and a hot one in Vietnam, the U.S. provided ample opportunity for a prosperous middle class to thrive. Couples could build families on blue-collar wages, and as often the case, spoil them. Kids reared during the Patio Culture Era were often showered with materialistic goods usually in the form of toys. However, this newfound materialism was often tempered with the traditional childhood imagination exhibited by their parents from the Depression Era. A shiny new toy was often supplemented by a homemade one, and plain old sticks were always perennial favorites. The play was still a creative endeavor and the mind-numbing sedentariness that Xbox and other modern video games would produce had not been realized. Just like their parents, kids embarked on exciting, and sometimes dangerous, outdoor adventures in and around the neighborhood…only they were better equipped!

Patio children love a birthday party!

Let Eat!
It's Party Time!

There is no other suburban childhood icon like the birthday party. For one day you were the center of attention in an otherwise busy world. Gifts were given, party favors exchanged, a good time was had by all! Best of all was the food. On your birthday, you were allowed to eat all the junk that you could hold without throwing up. The only real equivalent to this in adulthood is at sporting events where you are expected to consume hot dogs and stadium nachos, washed down with overpriced beer! What do they make that cheese out of anyway?

Left: I’m being overwhelmed by the ritual gift exchange…open mine, open mine! Note the “pin the tail on the donkey game. I wonder who invented a game where the object is the affixing of hair to a pack animal’s posterior?

Right: Myself and my cousins, Calvin & Rod, preparing to dig into some serious birthday cake.

Wahoo Board Game

Wahoo board game

It’s amazing how something that looks so benign can incite such cut-throat competition! The Wahoo Game was very popular in Texas and the Southwest and was simply a board with holes that were decorated in a Native American motif. The object was simple…move your colored marbles from their home or “tribal” area around the board to the goal or “teepee” area. The first player to get all of their marbles to the goal would win. Sounds easy until you consider that the other players can land on your marble and send it back home. There was a shortcut hole in the center of the board that allowed players to skip to the opposite side if the right number was rolled. Some families even made their own Wahoo boards with custom decorations. The game eventually went nationwide when Parker Brothers produced a version of it called Aggravation. Despite some minor controversy over some past depictions of Native American life, Wahoo has since made a comeback and is being produced in both traditional and Mayan “Mexicas” formats. (See Wahoo Games on our Hot Links Page to order).

Spudsie the Hot Potato

Spudsie the hot potato

Spudsie the Hot Potato game was the toy industries’ way of selling Suburbia something that they could create on their own. The object of Spudsie, quite simply, was to wind up the internal timer then pass the potato around until the timer went off…DING! At that point, the person left holding Spudsie was IT and subject to whatever scorn and ridicule the players chose to dish out.

Of course, this could be accomplished with real potato and a kitchen timer, but hey, the pre-packaged convenience that Spudsie possessed and that wacky face looking back at you did have a certain appeal.

Every now and then, a player would get a little over-excited and would throw the toy like a football causing considerable damage to unprotected bric-a-brac.

The Visible Man/Woman

Visible Man/Woman

One of the “smart toys” I received during Christmas 1966. I’m sure my mother had hopes that these toys might help me develop into a brilliant brain surgeon, but by high school, my science grades soon ended this fantasy! The Artificial Man/Woman was just that…a see-through version of human anatomy that snapped together within a clear body.

Mind you, it had to be purchased in either male or female form…it wasn’t sold together. I suspect lingering Victorian values in many parents prompted them to provide only the male version for their curious developing boys.

After all, nobody wants plastic uteri strewn about around the place! It’s a safe bet that this toy generated more ghoulish appeal than scientific curiosity. This guy was the PERFECT villain for GI Joe to combat! “Take that you translucent fiend!” would be shouted before Joe dispatched the creature sending his guts flying everywhere!

Artificial Pumping Heart

pumping heart

This gift was paired with the Visible Man and produced just about the same amount of scientific prowess.

Quite interesting from a plumbing perspective, the Artificial Heart could be connected together with plastic tubing and red fluid (blood) could be pumped throughout the system with a rubber bulb.

If the child connected the device properly it simulated the actual way in which blood flows through the various chambers of the human heart. If connected incorrectly, or by using the wrong type of glue like I did, it created a tremendous mess!

My grandmother tried to help me, but her selection of Scotch tape didn’t make the process any more successful.

Needless to say, the patient died a horribly bloody death, and the cold shell of a once (almost) beating heart was soon abandoned.

Texaco Fire Chief Fire Helmet

Texaco Fire Chief fire helmet

Just one of the many toys that extended Texaco’s branding to future drivers. The Fire Chief helmet, like many toys of the era, had a substantial weight to it to the point of feeling almost real. I’m sure the diminutive size of a child had something to do with it, but I just recall it being heavy.

Not only did the helmet protect you from blazing infernos and falling debris, but you could also bark out orders through the handy speaker mounted in the front!

Powered by batteries in the top of the helmet, the speaker could literally annoy hundreds of adults before the daily rigors of childhood activity eventually silenced it. Even when inoperative, the Fire Chief helmet created a dashing look for the child who sported it all over the neighborhood. Large tanker trucks and metal vehicles rounded out the Texaco toy line.

Charlie Weaver Battery Powered Bartender

Charlie Weaver battery powered bartender

The toy: Perhaps one of the strangest toys ever to hit the Patio! The Charlie Weaver Bartender was a battery-operated mechanical toy based on the TV character of the same name. Once you flipped the switch, he would move around in a robotic fashion and make a simulated martini for you. That’s it. Kids weren’t bothered by the shameless promotion of alcohol consumption that amuses us as adults. No…to a kid it soon became boring because it just didn’t do anything. I’m sure many of these became hapless taped-down test pilots for horrendous skateboard tricks.

Charlie Weaver on Hollywood Squares

The man: “Charlie Weaver” (Cliff Arquette) was a character on the Tonight Show with Jack Paar and the later version of the show with Johnny Carson. Always telling corny jokes, Charlie Weaver would lace homespun humor with his fondness for alcohol. Arquette played other characters including pancake syrup maven Mrs. Butterworth, and later became a regular on Hollywood Squares.

V-rroom Engine by Mattel

V-rroom engine by Mattel

Sleek, powerful, LOUD! The V-rroom Engine by Mattel provided all the raw horsepower a kid on a tricycle could handle! This battery-operated toy motorcycle engine could be mounted to any tricycle or bicycle and had a variable sound control mounted to the handlebars much like the throttle cable on the real thing.

If a kid wanted to simulate powerful acceleration, he would only have to gun the throttle and a mind-boggling cacophony of engine sounds would be available to annoy the neighbors. I myself was “asked” to reduce the volume of this mighty piece of engineering in this way. Trike-mounted horsepower was great, but once a kid graduated to two wheels, the engine could be remounted. Soon, real motorcycles consumed our attention leaving the Mighty Mattel V-rroom engine a fond memory.

Show ‘n Tell Picturesound Program

Show 'n Tell

The Show ‘n Tell slide viewer/record player was the closest most kids got to get their own TV. Sure, old black & white sets migrated into our rooms by the end of the 60’s, but at least you could control what was on this one. The viewer came with story sets that consisted of a film slide that could be loaded from the top and a 45 rpm record that told the story. The machine would advance automatically as the story progressed, sort of like those automatic film projectors you saw in school…dink-click! Most of the story sets were pretty lame if you were above the age of six, so most of the time it served as a personal record player. I spent the Christmas holiday of 1966 getting razzed by my older cousin and his friends for playing Winchester Cathedral (I WAS SEVEN) but was later accepted when I played the Beatles instead. Ah, we couldn’t wait to get a real stereo!

Star Trek Tracer Gun

Star Trek tracer gun

You couldn’t face the “Final Frontier” without the Star Trek tracer gun! Forget phasers, this little beauty could fire (and I mean FIRE) plastic discs at tremendous velocity rendering powerless alien attackers and small animals. The spring-fed magazine of the tracer gun could be loaded with 15-20 plastic multi-colored discs and could be fired as fast as a kid could pull the trigger. Many “missions” would have to be taken outside as parents (and family pets) objected to the numerous plastic discs ricocheting throughout the house. Disc recovery was always a chore as no telling where they would end up when fired outside and a good percentage of my indoor shots would end up in my mom’s vacuum cleaner bag. This toy, like BB guns and clackers, posed a tremendous threat of eye injury and was eventually discontinued much to the dismay of firepower enthusiasts everywhere.

Fireball XL5 Spaceship

Fireball XL5

If you followed the Supermarionation series Fireball XL5, then you had to have the toy.

The capsule detached to “land” on planetary surfaces while the body of the ship remained in “orbit”.

It even has jet cycles inside in case Steve Zodiac or Venus wanted to go for a spin!

Major Matt Mason

Major Matt Mason
Major Matt Mason

Major Matt Mason…just the name sounds macho! He was America’s man in space! Standing just over 5” tall, the Major was a rubber-bodied fellow with an internal bendable steel skeleton. He had a snap-on space helmet attached to his permanent spacesuit. He and several other action figures that were a part of his team lived in a three-story moon station complete with a lunar walker. The moon station was comprised of a top story (the command module where the action is) with removable tinted plastic windows; a second story which was open to the moon environment (kind of like a garage for space junk), and the lower level touched the “lunar surface” and provided a place to wipe your boots. The “turbine powered-front wheel drive” lunar walker had two big multi-spoke “wheels” and the chassis dragged the ground at the rear. No wonder the Soviets never made it to the moon!

GI Joe

GI Joe

Fightin’ man from head to toe! A guy with a crew cut and a scar on his face had to be the very embodiment of suburban testosterone! All boys worth their mettle wanted to be just like Joe and many imaginary adventures allowed them to do just that.

Joe did many important things…defending the free world from the Godless Communists, taking care of those pesky Third World insurgents, and exploring the reaches of outer space in his sliding plastic door Mercury capsule, just to name a few.

Alas with the passing of time, GI Joe was reduced in size from the original 12” to 5 1/2” but the same kick-ass spirit that made him great is still evident. Recently the 12” action figure has made a comeback as soldiers of various elite units.

Joe may now wear an Aussie bush hat, among other things, but he’s still an all-American hero!

Magic 8 Ball

Magic 8 Ball

It knows all & speaks in riddles! The Magic 8 Ball never quite said what you’d want it to.

Often when the mystic response to a question wasn’t what you wanted, you could simply shake the ball and turn it up again.

Eventually, it would say what you wanted it to. People are kind of like that too, huh?

Sometimes a kid could abuse the toy so much that it would hemorrhage the blue liquid and its answers would be silenced forever.

Banana Seat Chopper Bicycle!

Banana seat chopper

Just the thing to “peel out” on or do “wheelies”. Modern mountain-style bikes just don’t have the wheelie potential that the banana seaters did. Probably for safety reasons.

Today, the rider’s center of gravity is forward between the wheels. The banana seaters center of gravity was over the rear wheel. This also allowed for “walking”, the ability to ride a bike on the rear wheel with the front wheel off the ground for a distance.

My friend Dan made a 1′-2′ chopper fork extension. One day after a particularly mean wheelie, the bike came down and the chopper fork cracked in half sending him flying forward. Other accessories included the “sissy bar” which extended up from the rear of the seat, and “lemon peelers”, slick tires that aided in your skid mark-making abilities.

GI Joe Mercury Capsule

GI Joe Mercury Capsule

One of the coolest GI Joe toys ever. Maybe one of the coolest toys period!

This Mercury capsule fit Joe to a tee and had a sliding plastic hatch so Joe could check out the happenings in outer space.

If you owned one did you splash it down in a swimming pool?

Most kids did which I’m sure speeded up their demise. Recently on the Antique Road Show, one brought around $200. Let’s hit the attic!

Crosman M1 replica BB gun

M1 Carbine Replica BB Gun

A mighty piece of firepower indeed! Boys got their 2nd Amendment primer with this one. Made by Crosman Arms Co., the original M1 carbine BB gun had a stock that was crafted from real wood and had a lathed metal barrel. No plastic and stamped metal here. It looked and felt pretty darn close to a military issue. I would carry mine wearing the rigid type OD green GI kepi. Many a mock assault would take place in the woods behind our subdivision…not without the occasional casualties. I don’t recommend doing this today kids, we were lucky we still have our eyesight!

School Fad: Clackers

clackers

Perhaps the biggest school fad toy of the 1960’s, clackers separated the Joes from the pros. Basically, this testicular-looking device consisted of two colored acrylic cast balls connected with a cord with the object being the ability to hit (clack) them back and forth. The timeless simplicity of the design harkened back to the time when similar devices, bolos, were used by early humans for hunting. If used improperly, both could be equally devastating. Once a kid gained sufficient skill to “clack” his clackers for a sustained amount of time, he would instantly gain status in the kid world. The trouble is clackers could be manufactured in various qualities and sometimes they were known to shatter sending acrylic shards all over the place. Case in point is the clackers I can remember being sold locally at Wacker’s Dime Store. They were not labeled with safety warnings…they were not even packaged. They were sold from a big pile that the kids would rummage through to find just the right color, often creating massive tangles in the cords. I’m sure entrepreneurs used Clear Cast (acrylic kit responsible for tacky homemade paperweights) to cash in on the fad. The tendency to shatter and their more obvious use as a weapon also sent this toy to the graveyard of memorable 1960’s toys.

School Fad: Duncan Butterfly Yo-Yo

Duncan butterfly yo-yo

Another fad toy that most kids ended up taking to school. Just don’t get caught doing tricks like “walk the dog” or “around the world” or the teacher would take them up! Duncan Yo-Yo, a major player in the yo-yo world, held national competitions to see who could do the best tricks. They produced just about every kind of yo-yo you could possibly want and even made one that lit up in the dark that ran off a centrifugal battery device. Much like Frisbees would be during later college years, possession of a really neat yo-yo and having the skills to go with it conferred upon a kid an unmistakably cool mystique.

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Slam Bang Theatre: Starring Icky Twerp with Ajax and Delphinium!

August 28, 2021 by Greg Leave a Comment

The Slam Bang Theatre Orchestra
The opening day of “Slam Bang Theater” on KTVT Channel 11. Icky Twerp with the umbrella and members of his House Ape Band.

The Slam Bang Theatre Orchestra featuring Icky Twerp (with umbrella)

Listen to the Slam Bang Theatre theme music!

Icky Twerp
Icky Twerp (a.k.a. Bill Camfield) of KTVT Live-ly 11’s Slam Bang Theatre

Captain Kangaroo, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Peppermint, Icky Twerp…screech!!! Icky Twerp? Icky was different. Slam Bang Theatre was different. Not better, not worse just…different! Gone was the candy sweetness which typified the live kid shows of the era. Instead, SBT portrayed an almost Vaudvillian brand of slapstick reminiscent of the Three Stooges.

Icky Twerp (a.k.a. Bill Camfield) wore a rumpled black suit, had black horn-rim glasses, and a small cowboy hat that was curled up on the sides with his wild black hair protruding from beneath it. We knew this was the guy who embodied real childhood values and would take on pervasive suburban conformity!

This clip is from the 1989 TV special “30 Years of Comedy: A Salute to Icky Twerp”

Slam Bang Theatre aired mornings & afternoons in all of its live black & white glory on KTVT-TV Channel 11 (“Live-ly 11” from Ft. Worth, Texas) from the late 50’s until the early 70’s. The name and theme music lived on until much later but there was no live-action “drama”, just cartoons.

Ajax and Delphinum
Ajax & Delphinum, Icky’s crazy sidekicks, kept the mayhem at maximum!

With him in his run-down television abode were his ape-faced pals Ajax, Delphinium, and Arkadelphia who were always fighting over some trivial matter or getting into some kind of trouble. Fortunately Icky would always straighten them out in time for the next cartoon.

Sometimes he and his pals would be civil enough to play together in the Slam Bang Theatre Orchestra which was usually organized mayhem with “Nairobi Trio” undertones. As sidekicks go, these guys were more readily identified with than the “cutesy” sidekicks of other kid shows. They were, after all, the collective Id of suburban boys.

A fan-created video montage of clips including the original theme song.

Cartoon favorites on SBT included Felix the Cat, the original Hercules, and Popeye The Sailor (the original high-quality 50’s version and the cheaper, but patio, Al Brodax version).

The Three Stooges

Slam Bang Theatre also introduced my generation to the Three Stooges which luckily has been preserved via the small screen. Produced during the 30’s and 40’s as theater short, the Three Stooges was revived by television and are still going strong today. Politically incorrect as the stooges were, they seemed to fit in with the overall SBT theme. One writer fondly remembered that at an early age he thought the Three Stooges were actually Icky Twerp’s home movies! I would take that as a compliment.

Gorgon
Bill Camfield as Nightmare’s frightening host, “Gorgon”

If morning mirth wasn’t your bag then you could tune in late Saturday night to see Bill Camfield star as “Gorgon” in the dark and mysterious Nightmare, a Dark Shadows type of horror show. It would open with a shot of a journey down a long dark hall with creepy music, thunder, and lightning flashing through transom windows. Then a voice would say NIGHT-MARE! At that point, a creepy wicked laugh HA HA HA HA would erupt and the camera would cut to Bill dressed similar to Dracula. After the first few seconds of this, kids usually had the covers over their heads…but they didn’t turn the channel. After all, this beat televised pro wrestling at the Dallas Sportatorium any Saturday night! The featured attraction would be an old black & white classic horror movie, which had the desired chilling effect on young viewers!

Enter the creepy realm of Nightmare if you dare!
Icky Twerp on stage
Icky Twerp and one of his fellow players, Clem Candelaria, in a skit in one of the early episodes of Slam Bang Theater which debut on KTVT Channel 11 in 1957 and lasted 19 years.

Another incarnation of the Twerpesque character appeared in the form of Captain Swabbie, a nautical cartoon show host. According to Paul Camfield, son of the late Bill Camfield, the character developed when the resident cartoon show host decided to take some vacation time, and asked Bill to fill in for him since live acting was the nature of kid show programming in those days. Mr. Camfield developed a silly ship crew member named “Ickamore Twerpwhistle” as a substitute, much to the delight of station management. Mr. Camfield was told to create a show around the new character with a cartoon-driven format, and the rest was nautical history!

Mr. Camfield also starred in various local commercials, and a bank commercial featured one of his characters: “Mortimer Moneybags”. Sadly, Mr. Camfield passed away several years ago, but his legacy of bringing laughter to television lives on in his numerous fans.

Icky Twerp Memorial Message Board | Bio from the Internet Movie Database

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Welcome to the World of Exotica, The Ultimate Patio Paradise!

August 28, 2021 by Greg Leave a Comment

exotica

Exotica! Just the name invokes thoughts of mystical tropical islands with lush rain forests! This musical genre was popular during the late 1950s to mid-1960s typically with the middle-aged suburban set who came of age during World War II.

Martin Denny

Exotica offered its listeners a safe and acceptable release from the rigid mores of the time. Recording artists such as Martin Denny, Les Baxter, and Yma Sumac, just to name a few, created rich aural imagery of jungle paradises populated with colorful birds, tranquil lagoons, and happy natives. Beautiful women like “The Exotica Girl” (Sandy Warner) would languorously bekon from lush album covers for the listening public to experience the call of the wild.

Quiet Village

For me, the most visible icon of this period is Martin Denny with his dreamy Hawaiian rhythms complete with exotic birdcalls. The new technology of stereo recording gave the music, and the oriental ethnic instruments in it, an almost surreal effect. After forming his band in 1955, Denny produced his first album Exotica featuring himself on the piano, Arthur Lyman on vibes, Augie Colon on percussion and birdcalls, and John Kramer on string bass. In 1957, Denny and composer Lex Baxter produced Quiet Village which soon topped the charts and defined what Polynesian music was all about. After a string of successful albums, Denny’s commercial appeal faded, and by the mid 60’s Rock and Roll supplanted Exotica in the American musical mainstream. Interestingly enough, Exotica and its parent genre Lounge, have resurfaced and have gained in popularity in recent years.

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Hi-Fi Stereo

Sit back and relax to the melodic strains of hip music from far away in time and place! The best music from Martin Denny, Esquivel, Les Baxter, Yma Sumac, Arthur Lyman, Tak Shindo, and more!

My personal experience with the world of exotica came at a very tender age. The Polynesian craze which was popular in the late 50’s and early 60’s touched even my small city. The Tiki Club at the Tradewinds Motel provided adults with an escape from the pressures of everyday suburban life. The Tiki Club was part of the motel restaurant and had a very foreboding and dark entrance. As a young child, I wondered exactly what kind of mysterious and wonderful club the adults had devised “in there”. I knew it had to be really cool because they were given little plastic animals to put on the sides of their drinks. Well, I just had to have a plastic monkey or giraffe so I decided to venture into this forbidden zone. Much like a spelunker, I marched into the dark cavernous entranceway into the Tiki Club. After just a few feet inside I came face to face with a huge carved tiki god with ruby eyes that reflected the dim light. Needless to say, I froze in terror! This club wasn’t in any danger of being invaded by kids on this day! After a brief staredown with this wooden sentinel, I decided to beat a hasty retreat back into the restaurant only to hear the roar of laughter by the adults seated there. The tiki totem had done its duty, the gods were appeased and life went on.

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